Joke Game and Diet Plan

last night we were playing rummy and making really random jokes so we decided to make a joke game. How you play the joke game is choose a topic and make a joke. We usually don't get very funny jokes because half the time the jokes being made as their being said. So a lot of them have things like um, then, like, and so on. Its hard to think of a joke when you don't have much time so the jokes start to be funnier as they're lamer. Its a fun game though, especially if your hyper.
The diet plan is the idea we had. Everybody likes a diet where you can eat all you want, and this diet lets you do that. The diet involves a cork that opens every 48 hours. This is only a semi perfect diet -- one of the many problems is we can't think of a appropriate name. We thought of a few like the "pure pressure diet", "the blocker stopper", "air tight"..... It goes on, but we haven't found a perfect one yet so leave a comment with you're ideas. Who knows you could become famous (don't get your hopes up though).